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Joke of the Day
"You can't run through a campground You can only ran, because it's past tents."
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"Life is a joke.. and death is the punch line."
"My grandpa has a heart of a lion... ... and a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"Why did Ahmed Mohamed put his clock in a pencil case? because pipe clock would have just been stupid."
"""Metric system? You mean the easy measurement system based upon multiples of 10, that every other country uses? Na. We're good."" - America"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bully ! Bully who ? Bully Jean is not my lover !"
"Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye? It's his private eye."
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"What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common? No touching!"