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Joke of the Day
"Life is a joke.. and death is the punch line."
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"We can't control the wind, but we have the power to adjust the sails."
"Why does the addict avoid going to the bank? Because he suffers from cash withdrawals."
"My ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear to it you can smell the ocean."
"This girl came up to me today and said she recognized me from Vegetarian Club. I was a bit confused, seeing how I'd never met herbivore."
"I was writing a paper on my grandfather... But had to stop because he was moving so much."
"[getting fired from NASA] Is it because I kept saying ""Technically we're already in space?"""
"What will they now call a dust-up in the LGBT community (wait for it ... wait for it ) a bruhaha, of course"
"Apparently I've switched to a mobile carrier named ""Searching..."""
"What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid? Running Stupid"