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Joke of the Day
"Women can't seem to resist my charms. What? They're magically delicious."
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"If you're a guy and you shave your legs... you might aswell go all the way and shave your pussy."
"My friend is so stupid he thinks that an autograph is a chart showing sales figures for cars."
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"Are people in culinary school required to do dessertations?"
"A lady walks into a bar and orders a double entendre... ...and the bartender gives it to her."