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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bully ! Bully who ? Bully Jean is not my lover !"

"How can you tell when a woman has an orgasm? Who the hell cares?"

"Do you wish you were always broke? Are you tired of having a thriving social life? Is too much sleep boring you? Parenthood. It's for you"

"Why is it impossible to starve in the desert? Because of the sand which is there."

"I Made Myself A Belt Out Of Watches It Was A Real Waist Of Time"

"Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony? He kept getting in everyone's hair."

"MFW I'm bread and I have to remind people to put the twist tie back on the packaging Fuck I mold"

"To the handicapped guy who stole my bag: You can hide but you can't run."

"Do you know the difference between a mailbox and an elephant's asshole? No? Remind me not to give you a letter to mail."

"Vegetarian curry is like lesbian sex. Same amount of heat, none of the meat."