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Joke of the Day
"How do you have a party in space? you Planet!"
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"You can never trust someone from Chernobyl. Most of them are two-faced."
"I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins."
"What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta"
"""Crouching Tiger, Hidden Butthole"". Sometimes I just say things. I don't know."
"What did the banana say to the orange? Fruit can't talk"
"Women are a lot like cars. You rarely get a brand spanking new one, and as soon as you've been in it once. It loses more than half its value."
"BLONDE COUNTING Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70? A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful."
"Someone screwed with my autocorrect, and when I catch them... Alpha cum up"
"""Please refrain, Angry God, from using the Newspaper of Doom"" the Spider King cries as he orders another sacrifice into your sleeping mouth"