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Joke of the Day
"How do you have a party in space? you Planet!"
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"I'm going to name my first daughter karma, Being a bitch already runs in the family."
"A homophobe goes to the doctor to see if he has cancer... He says, ""Give it to me straight, Doc."""
"How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue? Have everybody chip in."
"Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies? They've got a lot of thyme on their hands"
"You'd think by now the Food Network would have late night adult shows with roast beef, cream pies and salad tossing."
"I went to the Zoo today They only had one dog. It was a Shih Tzu."
"Q:what do you catch when you go ice fishing A:a cold"
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off"
"For an extra $20, you can purchase a mountain bike instead of a Kia."