4166
Joke of the Day
"What did the Zero say to the Eight? Nice belt."
Next Joke
"""Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!"" - literally no one ever"
"How do you know when it's NotTheOnion? When they're still running pieces on Hillary Clinton."
"Happy New Year #2018 first."
"Why do you think your report should be on the net? Because my marks are all 'E's."
"(During Chemistry) Teacher, let me tell you a joke about Potassium K."
"To all my Atheist and Agnostic friends. T_IF!"
"Every minute arguing semantics on the internet Is exactly 43.56 seconds wasted."
"AN egg walks into a bar...... An egg walks into a bar, along with pancakes, and bacon. The bartender looks up and alertly says. ""Sorry guys, we don't serve breakfast"""
"The best way to get taken seriously... ...is to be related to Liam Neeson."