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Joke of the Day
"""I sure hope Pitbull and Nicky Minaj do an album together!"" - said no one ever."
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"I'm sure some of you have already heard this one..... 4217"
"To all of you who tweet constantly about drinking wine... Somebody has to say it. GRAPE JOKES AREN'T FUNNY."
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"What did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash? ***OINKMENT!*** > (This exchange that I found on /r/tumblr makes this joke even funnier to me: > http://i.imgur.com/EzT0Bkd.jpg)"