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Joke of the Day

"""Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!"" - literally no one ever"

"I get Grumpy when I run out of Dopey."

"I'm so grateful to the teacher who defined the word ""plethora"" for me... It meant a lot."

"Jews are so insecure... they constantly remind us their country isreal."

"This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess."

"This spinach dip says 'best before 9/11' and i'm like wasn't everything?"

"Dear diary, although he was a malevolent killer, the headless horseman was really well dressed. My emotions about this are confusing."

"What did one lesbian cannibal say to the other lesbian cannibal? Eat me out"

"TIFU by walking into the class of the wrong substitute teacher Whoops, wrong sub."

"Is this joke funny? I just made it up! A son walks up to his dad and says...are you a gay buffalo? And the dad looks at him and says, no, I'm bison."