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Joke of the Day
"Why do you think your report should be on the net? Because my marks are all 'E's."
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"pull my upvote"
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"Not to nitpick, Kay Jewelers, but ""every kiss"" TECHNICALLY begins with an African diamond miner having his hand cut-off"
"A man on one side of a river shouts to a man standing on the other side, ""Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river? The other man responds, ""You are on the other side of the river."""
"The Worst Striker by Mr Goal"
"To avoid identity theft when I die I want to be shredded."