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Joke of the Day

"AN egg walks into a bar...... An egg walks into a bar, along with pancakes, and bacon. The bartender looks up and alertly says. ""Sorry guys, we don't serve breakfast"""

"What's long, black and smelly? The unemployment line."

"Your Honor, for our opening motion in this murder trial, the defense would like to submit, as exhibit A, the victim's ringtone."

"My ex-girlfriend had a parakeet That fucking thing would never shut up. The bird was pretty cool though."

"My friend Amanda is an entrepreneur... She decided to create a cross-dressing boutique. She called it ""Amanda's A Man, Duh""."

"[Dark humor/Offensive] The difference Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage."

"What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil? I've never had a Lentil on my chest."

"NSFW:Guy's should hold on to their memories. Guy's should hold on to their memories. Stupid Auto Correct: I meant mammaries."

"What did I do when I had a bomb strapped to me chest? Iran"

"Damn girl are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet because I'm not feeling it right now but I see you over there doing you and I respect that."