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Joke of the Day
"The best thing about adolescent humor... is that it never gets old!"
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"I'm sorry I jumped on you, from a distance you looked like a conclusion."
"What did the leper say to the hooker? Keep the tip"
"Who let the dogs out? Woof, woof, woof, woof"
"I just came up with a long UDP joke But it's not really worth typing out here. You guys probably wouldn't even get it."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in my freezer."
"What's the difference between an elephant and a police car? On the elephant, the trunk is in the front and the asshole is in the rear. Cop here, so everyone laugh it up!"
"Don't have money for a cab so I keep calling ambulances and telling them I feel better when I'm close to my destination"
"My girlfriend through 5 years just left me. No I'm left with a wife and 2 kids."
"A group of wild dads just ran into my back yard, built a shed, filled it with tools and told me not to touch any of them or I'd be grounded."