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Joke of the Day
"Who let the dogs out? Woof, woof, woof, woof"
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"Will you marry me? 'Is a marriage proposal' Will, you, Mary, me? 'A foursome inquiry'"
"What happened when the man put in mypenis as a password? Error not long enough."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bosnia ! Bosnia who ? Bosnia bell here earlier !"
"This poster that says ""Green Day: Sold Out"" is right in two ways"
"Cigarettes have warning labels because they are dangerous and addictive yet vaginas are allowed to just roam around freely."
"I still remember what my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket... ""How far do you reckon I can kick this bucket?"""
"Police Officer and the Pothead Police Officer: ""How high are you?"" Pothead: ""No officer, it's ""Hi, How are you?"""
"You know what they say about guys who don't remember their circumcision... Ignorance is briss."
"A mosquito bit Hillary Clinton the other day... It was later found to have hit itself in the back of the head with a fly swatter."