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Joke of the Day

"I just came up with a long UDP joke But it's not really worth typing out here. You guys probably wouldn't even get it."

"Does it make you an acrobat if you get suspended from the chandelier by your drawers after falling over the 2nd floor railing?"

"What is a mountain climber's favorite drink? Anything on the rocks."

"Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas? Because all his white friends got better gifts than him."

"Why are black people so good at basketball? Because there is running shooting and stealing involved!"

"In some people's eyes, throwing acid is wrong"

"Everyone is freaking out about all these glasses that glow under a backlight... ... But my sheets have been glowing under backlights since I was 14"

"Why is it so hard to throw a party in space? Because you have to planet."

"Did you here about the women who died after masturbating with a carrot? That was a dildon't"

"Outbreak - New Strain of Bird Flu Discovered!!! It's called Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable."