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Joke of the Day

"I just came up with a long UDP joke But it's not really worth typing out here. You guys probably wouldn't even get it."

"I like my women like I like my whiskey.. Inanimate."

"I HATE when people rub things in my face. Unless it's boobs."

"There are 10 kinds of people... Those who understand ternary notation, those who don't and those who thought this would be a binary joke. Credits to /u/johnnybenude"

"What's your favorite genre of music? ""Not Metal."""

"You can eat all the Curry you want... Freddie is eating more Curry! Sorry"

"Why can't you play UNO with a mexican? They always steal the green card."

"What smells better than it taste? A nose"

"What's better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded."

"What do you call two black cops on motorcycles? Chocolate chips"