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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you put mice in the oven? Mice crispies."
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"What do you call a hobosexual? A bum fuck."
"How do you request another Mormon wife? Brigham Young"
"The worst pub I've ever been to was called The Fiddle. It really was a vile inn."
"I'll never get picked for jury duty because I'd be the one on trial....."
"I was going to write up a guide on how to reserve yourself a spot on the front page of Reddit... ...but it's really not my place to say!"
"I forgot my phone when I went to the toilet today. We have 245 tiles."
"The reason the Japanese kill so many whales is because they remind them of Americans"
"me: i'm really glad we met, i feel like I can completely be myself around u. u had me at hello kidnapper: pls stop talking"
"My girlfriend just told me to get rid of my boner... I couldn't because it's hard."