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Joke of the Day

"The worst pub I've ever been to was called The Fiddle. It really was a vile inn."

"Advertisers: you can stop using ""it will change your life"" as a selling point. Cocaine, unemployment, and AIDS will also change your life."

"When it comes to physically abusive relationships... They are hit or miss"

"What's the only thing worse than a worm in your apple? Reposts"

"Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because Mrs. Claus told him he'd never get in the back door."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they're both stuck up bitches."

"Don't ask the Norse professor about his old subject... It's a Thor subject. And he still doesn't want to Friggen talk about it."

"Have you heard about the Viagra shipment that was stolen? The police are on the lookout for hardened criminals."

"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef."

"Wish triscuits would focus less on that basket weave design and more on not tasting like actual basket."