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Joke of the Day
"The worst pub I've ever been to was called The Fiddle. It really was a vile inn."
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"Any dog can be a guide dog if you don't care where you're going"
"I am wearing a jacket, because my mom felt cold."
"What do you call a barbarian you can't see? an Invisigoth."
"I got a Rolex for his birthday from the lesbians next door. I think they misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch."
"[In Court] Does the Defense have any last words? *defense rises* DE-FENSE *Judge holds up picket fence* DE-FENSE *Jury starts The Wave*"
"BAND: How's everyone doing tonight!! [crowd goes nuts] ME (standing in the middle, normal voice): Ok I guess. Kinda tired."
"I would like to tell you a remarkably sophisticated joke........... What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, because they were both stuck up cunts."
"What do you call a person who consume too much spicy good? Butthurt."
"I appreciate it when my cats stand around while I clean their litter box. We're like a little road crew: one guy works, three supervise."