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Joke of the Day
"The reason the Japanese kill so many whales is because they remind them of Americans"
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"A joke that never stops giving.... Your mom."
"I really thought my friend was my bro... Turns out it was just the placebro."
"Playing play doh w/ 3 is just her ordering me to ""make elephant! Now teapot!"" As if I have the artistic ability to create more than a ball."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Divorce Barbie ...includes the house the car and half of Ken's belongings"
"Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake? Because she had one heck of an ex-goose"
"Why did the chicken cross OP's mother? ."
"Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry."
"I ordered some glue online but it hasn't arrived yet Must have gotten stuck in the post."
"What are caterpillars afraid of? **Dog**erpillars!"