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Joke of the Day

"ANIMAL CONTROL: what the hell were you thinking ME: releasing birds at a wedding is romantic ANIMAL CONTROL: you released ostriches"

"What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement? Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part"

"What's the cure for world hunger? Food"

"Facebook etiquette: Thou shall not hold a conversation under someone's status post."

"Two cannibals are sitting around eating dinner. One begins to complain to the other, ""You know, I really don't like my mother in law."" ""Then just eat the noodles."""

"Best politically incorrect joke you have heard ?"

"When Does The Narwhal Bacon? MidNight"

"Did you know that camels can last longer without water than sex? They can go three weeks without water, but can't go a day without a hump."

"An Irishman meets a.... Latvian. No potato. Both die. Is end."

"Man is like spider.. .. bound to have sticky hand when on web!"