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Joke of the Day

"Why should you never run over a black kid on a bike? Because it's probably your bike..."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the ""P"" is silent."

"What do you call a fat magician? A 4-chin teller."

"Did you hear about that deaf guy that tried climbing Mount Everest? Neither did he. Worst part was, no one ever heard from him again."

"I could be Robin Hood if I had a bow and arrows and something to steal and give away and an old English accent and a gang of merry men."

"I lost my party bot 2000 I'm sure it'll turn up though"

"Why did the pedophile buy a guitar? To finger A-Minor."

"About 2/3 of the Atheists I know were raised catholic, and I can't help but wonder... Was the sex really that bad?"

"Women Are Like Crawfish A whole lotta' work for a little bit of tail. xd"

"What's the difference between Elliot Rodger and an egg? [x-post from r/4Chan] An egg gets laid before it cracks. [Source:](http://i.imgur.com/L4kXpw8.jpg)"