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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fat magician? A 4-chin teller."

"What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash? A rootabaga."

"Felt sad when I heard Taylor Swift is now with Tom Hiddleston. Apparently, my subconscious thought I had a chance with Tom Hiddleston."

"Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man? The Book of Job."

"Q: What do teddy bears like to have in their houses? A: Fur-niture."

"I have a feeling drinking Coke all these years is probably more detrimental to polar bears than global warming."

"Ever since the wife and I bought a water bed, we've drifted apart."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Hot, dark and bitter."

"What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work!"

"What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp? I don't know, i just fly the drone"