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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about that deaf guy that tried climbing Mount Everest? Neither did he. Worst part was, no one ever heard from him again."

"What's yellow and not a banana Oh, wait I forgot, it is a banana"

"Why did the Frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the Chicken."

"24 men sucked off in Magaluf. 11 f*cked in Belo Horizonte."

"[tied up by the mafia] any last requests? ""yes, let me go"" [still gets killed despite finding a loophole cuz the mafia arent very nice]"

"My girlfriend's refusal to learn the difference between baking soda and washing soda leaves me foaming at the mouth"

"Our baby now can clap which I believe qualifies him to be a member of an infomercial audience."

"Lets try it once A husband asks his wife to try anal...she says, Ohhhh that reminds me with the school days."

"Polls show that 80% of black males enjoy sex in the shower The other 20% had not gone to prison yet"

"How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number"