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Joke of the Day

"There's probably a whole circle in hell that's just full of guys beatboxing."

"There's a black man in my family tree... He's been hanging there for a while now."

"Dude yapping nonstop at the gym just said he works out in the afternoons to avoid people who talk. Is it okay to fling a dumbbell at him?"

"My penis was once in the Guinness Book of World Records. Then the librarian told me to take it out."

"Tifu by having sex with my friend's dumb bitch I guess bestiality isn't common where hes from."

"A dad walks in on his son watching porn. The son says, ""Well, at least you know I'm straight, dad."" The dad says, ""Not after tonight, son."""

"Please stop making 9/11 jokes ... they're very plane."

"Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart? They prefer a Target."

"A funny bird is the pelican His beak can hold more than his belly can He can hold in his beak Enough for a week And I don't know how the heck he can!"

"LPT: If someone brings in home baked goods to say goodbye after being let go, don't eat them. I used laxatives."