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Joke of the Day

"There's a black man in my family tree... He's been hanging there for a while now."

"It's okay to smoke weed in the rain, but don't in hail"

"Jared Fogel was sentenced to 15.6 years in prison for having sex with underage individuals He was just happy to get anything under 18"

"Cheating at a limbo contest.... that's about as low as you can get!"

"I sold my old bike the other day. I decided it was time to peddle it."

"I finally get why everyone on earth is so moody... This whole planet is bi-polar."

"A study have shown that there are actually twice as many boobs than women."

"I found out my vacation to Greece is tax deductible Apparently it falls under charity work"

"Talking to a Beaver So I was talking to a beaver one day about how I was homeless and told him I was looking for a new place to live. He gave me this commiserating look and said, ""Well dam."""

"Why was the football stadium so cold? Because of all the fans."