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Joke of the Day

"There's a black man in my family tree... He's been hanging there for a while now."

"I just bought a really expensive car, only to find the reverse gear broken. There's no going back now."

"kid theres no such thing as bad publicity. like you would think if a big article came out saying you suck shit it would be bad, but its good"

"You know what I hate? Indian givers... ..no wait, I take that back."

"I finally got my crush wet.. She got mad at me because i stole her umbrella"

"So this hot blonde walks up to the bartender and asks for a double entendre So he gives it to her"

"What's the best thing about dark humor? People don't take it lightly."

"Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop? Because the mail was always above her."

"Two peanuts are walking down Central Park... one of them was assaulted."

"What do Amish people catch when they start using technology? Mennonitis!"