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Joke of the Day
"Please stop making 9/11 jokes ... they're very plane."
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"AMERICAN SNIPER is, without a doubt, the most violent entry in the AMERICAN PIE series"
"China has largest population not because the men are extra horny nor women are extra fertile, but because their condoms are 'Made in China'."
"I take for granite people's poor grammar. More pacifically, how there always thinking ""for all intensive purposes"" is supposably correct."
"Hot guy just walked up to me and said I was pretty so naturally I pulled out a Sharpie and drew a star on his forehead."
"So I'm still newish around here... What are the rules about Canadians? Does everybody get one? Do I get to choose? Where do I sign up?"
"It's all Greek to me! Local fresh foods. Trump drums. Brexit polls, LA beaver suburban"
"I went to the paralympics Came away with atrophy wife"
"How do black people make fruit salad? They mix watermelon and grape soda. (On a side note, I'm not racist. I just think black people and racist jokes are funny.)"
""" I had a nightmare "" - Racist having the same dream as Martin Luther King Jr."