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Joke of the Day

"My penis was once in the Guinness Book of World Records. Then the librarian told me to take it out."

"A priest, a rabbi, and the Holy Prophet Muhammad walk into a bar. The Prophet Muhammad beheads the priest and the rabbi, and burns down the bar."

"What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? Dam"

"Have you heard of the nuttiest band in rock n roll? The almond brothers... I'll go now"

"Did you see the awful story about a triple amputee dog the other day? Poor pup. They said he was on his last leg."

"Russian jokes time"

"There's a queue for the whore house. A guy walks up, fists flying... ... He punches up the fuckline."

"My old frog of 10 years finally croaked last night He'd been mute for years"

"I've never been offered money for sex. Never been offered money to not have sex either. So there's that."

"How do you know when your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit."