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Joke of the Day
"Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart? They prefer a Target."
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"My mental health is like a rainbow All over the spectrum"
"[creates anti aging pill] Reporter: wow imagine all the human applications this can have *I scribble out 'give to puppies'* Yeah absolutely"
"Are you from Mississippi? Cause you're the only miss I ssippi. (I have no clue)"
"What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep? ""I am not a crook!"""
"What's the difference between the US election and sex? During sex it's fun to choose between asshole and cunt."
"Never assume anything but the position."
"The World's Shortest Joke Two women were sitting quietly."
"Did you know that Will Smith is a black smith?"
"What do you call those things on either side of an old lady's belly button? Her tits"