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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ? A stripey sweater !"
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"People can be so easy to read.... ....Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime."
"as a kid, I used to think $1,000 was a lot of money. But now that I'm an adult, I think it's a tremendous amount of money"
"What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night A widow"
"Going to youtube with your VPN set to Germany on :/"
"BUILDING INSPECTOR: what's this called DARTH VADER: the death [inspector's eyes look up from his clipboard] DARTH VADER: uh the health star"
"What did Ben Franklin call his pee hole? Urethra Franklin."
"Me: I'm going shopping. Him: If you buy more than one pair of shoes I'm divorcing you. Me: Deal!"
"Jake and the Cat Man: One man solves crime, the other spends the entire show being startled by thunder."
"Why has Ten been flirting with Seven? Because she heard that Seven eight Nine's pussy."