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Joke of the Day
"Why has Ten been flirting with Seven? Because she heard that Seven eight Nine's pussy."
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"Joke Yo momma so fat when she goes to the grocery store she brings a battery charger."
"What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing? The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground."
"I haven't been drunk in so long, I almost forgot what it's like to love everyone."
"What does a woman and KFC have in common? Well, you start with the breasts and the thighs, and you end up with a greasy box to put your bone in."
"I started breeding pygmy malamutes, and I gave one to my SO, but they left me before they saw the puppy. All I said was, ""Hey, you're getting a little husky."""
"what a compliment by husband../ Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"How do you make a baker cry? Kill his family"
"Appalachian Dictionary Virgin: (noun) - A 12 year old girl that can run faster than her brother."
"What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? You have to stand at the back of the gas chamber"