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Joke of the Day

"as a kid, I used to think $1,000 was a lot of money. But now that I'm an adult, I think it's a tremendous amount of money"

"Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning."

"""This website requires Java"" *gets cup of coffee* ""This website requires Java"" *looks at coffee* *throws coffee at monitor*"

"Why is ink an unwise investment? Because it's a dyeing industry. - This is too obvious a joke to be original, but it came to me during my econ class, and so it's original to me!"

"A friend and I were playing chess, and we wanted to make things interesting. So we stopped playing chess."

"why thank you, sir! I was totally unaware of my big titties. How kind of you to risk your safety by yelling it out of the car window."

"*pulls motorist over* COP: Are you high? MAN: If I were high would you look like a breathing tree? *one leaf silently falls from cop*"

"What do gay horses eat? Horse cock."

"Deaf people have no idea why the rest of us think farts are funny."

"The Trump presidency will be fine... Remember when NWO took over WCW? In the end, it turned out ok too."