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Joke of the Day

"Jake and the Cat Man: One man solves crime, the other spends the entire show being startled by thunder."

"Why was the stadium so cool? it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time"

"How can you always break even at the casino? Play the change machines."

"If I was ever on Jeopardy I would call Trebek the wrong name like I'd never heard of him. ""I'll take Beauty Pageants for 400, Jason."""

"Knock knock... * Who's there? * Freep * Freep Who? * No thanks!"

"At least my parents April fools joke wasn't a child. /u/ChodeologyPHD came up with this."

"I was asked how I view lesbian relationships Apparently 'in HD' isn't the correct answer."

"Just came back from the Zoo and saw a slice of toast in one of the enclosures. It was bread in captivity."

"Q: What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR & a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!"

"What does Tumblr and KFC's chicken have in common? They both contain high amounts of trans fats. Edit: Omg guys! I didn't expect this to take off this much, thanks guys!"