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Joke of the Day

"Just saw a couple of dudes trying to grab an old lady's purse so I ran over to help. We got it off her eventually"

"Why do gay men have good fashion sense? Because of all the time they spent in the closet"

"This guy walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder... and the bartender says, that's a pretty cool lizard, what's his name? The guy says, ""Tiny, because he's minute"""

"What do you call a midget with Down's Syndrome who arrives to class late? A little tardy."

"Toddlers are the only life form that can exist entirely on their own snot, one goldfish cracker, and half a chicken nugget a day."

"What do you call an invisible, cross-dressing dad? A transparent"

"Why do Native Americans hate snow? It's white and it's all over their land."

"My stapler is pretty terrible at holding these pages together... ...thank goodness for staples, huh!?"

"Are you ready, kids?! ARE YOU READY FOR THIS SUNDAY NIGHT WHEN THE CHAMPION JOHN CENA DEFENDS HIS TITLE IN THE SUPER SLAMMMMMMMMMM? DUBYA DUBYA EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"What's difference between dollars and Jews? I'd give a shit if I lost 6 million dollars."