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Joke of the Day

"What did Ben Franklin call his pee hole? Urethra Franklin."

"Guys, if a girl just wants to ""be friends,"" then borrow $100 from her and never pay her back. Like a ""friend"" would."

"I've got a problem with people who are into BDSM I just want to strangle them."

"Leonardo Dicaprio has addressed the UN about climate change. Well if anyone should know about the dangers of melting icebergs, it's him!"

"2 Mexicans escape from prison. ""Jesus, take the wheel!"""

"kids can't play outside b/c of the miniscule chance they'll be kidnapped. at age 16 they get keys to a 2000-pound machine powered by fire"

"I can count on one hand the number of times I've visited Chernobyl... it's 14"

"Michelin, Triangle Shirtwaist, and Brian Williams. ""Name a tire, a fire, and a liar."""

"Two prostitutes are standing on the corner. One asked the other, ""Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz before?"" The prostitute replies, ""No, but I've been swung by my tits."""

"You know why Santa Claus doesn't have any children? Because he only comes once a year and that's down a chimney."