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Joke of the Day
"What did Ben Franklin call his pee hole? Urethra Franklin."
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"What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper? Check, mate."
"What do you call 5 black people having sex? A threesome"
"The kid next door just challenged me to a water fight, so I thought I'd tweet this while I wait for the water to boil..."
"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her..."
"20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die!"
"With all the negativity in the world today... ...at least Charlie Sheen is staying positive."
"A couple are having fun in bed..... Girl: Come over Boy: I'm coming over Girl: We should stop using walkie-talkies in bed, over."
"Corn mazes are a bit redundant."
"What do you call a Mexican on a bridge? Spic and span"