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Joke of the Day
"The 3 seasons of Texas! Summer, cold summer, & Football."
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"I love telling your momma jokes she has a terrific sense of humor and a beautiful laugh."
"What kind of woman are the most irrational? The ones with the golden proportions!"
"Why is Klezmer music so addictive? Once you Hava Nagila, you'll want another!"
"Want to hear a corny joke? Never mind I forgot the skewers."
"I carry a magic 8 ball because no one should have to make tough decisions alone."
"Two wrongs don't make a right... but three lefts make a right. And two Wrights make a plane 6 lefts make a plane."
"Wanna hear a joke about cats? Haha, just kitten."
"My first time having sex... was like my first time riding a bike, with my dad holding me from behind"
"My dentist and orthodontist have the same name... Isn't that coinci*dental*?"