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Joke of the Day
"Americans eat Turkeys at Christmas. Do people in Turkey eat Americans?"
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"What's Hitler's favorite video game? Mein Kraft"
"Bought some shoes from a drug dealer... Not sure what he laced them with, but I have been trippen' all day."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a bullet? The bullet gets out of the chamber."
"I just saw my son with his penis in a bag of pistachios. He's fucking nuts."
"I used to be a taxi driver. Do you know why I gave it up? I didn't like people talking behind my back!"
"Breaking News: A ship carrying red paint just collided with a ship carrying purple paint, in the South China Sea. Authorities report that the crews of both ships are marooned"
"""He's a jerk. I'm over him anyway. (5 minutes later) Ooh, he texted! I want to have his babies!"" -Women"
"DENTIST: Been flossing? ME: Yup D: [reaches into my mouth & pulls out a copy of the NY Times dated 7/5/14] I put this in there last time"
"""Chewing"" and ""eating"" are very similar things. But ""getting chewed out"" and ""getting eaten out"" are very different."