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Joke of the Day

"Ebola gives new meaning to the phrase 'Eat Shit and Die.' Credit to my brother for coming up with that one!"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino \_()_/ "

"I used to be very indecisive But now I'm not so sure if I am anymore."

"I'm so grateful to the teacher who defined the word ""plethora"" for me... It meant a lot."

"What's Snoop Dogg's favorite time of day? Tree O'clock!"

"9/11 jokes aren't funny... My dad died on 9/11. I still remember his last words ""ALLAHU AKBAR""."

"What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading? He gives it an F5"

"What do you call a snake that studies past events? A HISSSSStorian."

"[at bank] *slides teller a note* Teller: Me: T: M: [winks] T: Seriously!? M: uh huh T: M: T: *slides me a lollipop*"

"When you're checking for murderers in your house, don't just yell out ""hello!"" that gives them the upper hand. Yell, ""YOU AINT SHIT!"""