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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the fight at the homeless camp yesterday? It was in tents."
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"With all these regulations and safety hazards about burgers... Rare meat is hard to find."
"But it's not my choice I'm single by choice"
"My friend is color blind.. So I had to ask him... ""How many fingers am I holding up?"""
"What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party? She puts her top back on and leaves."
"What do politicians and diapers have in common? Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason."
"Who is the least guilty U.S. President? Lincoln. He's in a cent!"
"Dog pissed about wearing cone after surgery. Dog spends night banging cone against walls, keeping human awake. Dog-1 Human-0"
"Nothing freaks out people like unblinking eye contact in a public restroom. Especially when you do it from underneath the stall divider."
"Ever look in the fridge and be disappointed that all there is for supper is leftover pizza and beer? Yeah, me neither..."