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Joke of the Day
"Jealous of how pineapples always have cool hair."
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"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster did."
"It's especially on Fridays at 5 pm when I wish I could slide down the back of a brontosaurus directly into my car."
"I went to an illiterate psychic I couldn't get a reading"
"Being a man means doing what I want, when I want, and not having to answer to anyone. This is my...shit she's coming. To be continued."
"Why doesn't Justin Bieber shop at Sports Authority? Cuz he likes Dicks."
"If you're anxious and you know it...Clasp your hands."
"[NSFW] What starts with an R and ends with a sentence? Rape"
"Told my grandma that some chimps and monkeys are learning to hunt with Spears. She responded with ""what? Are they gonna join isis too?"""
"*goes on Facebook AGAIN* *reads 100,000th idiotic post* *thinks other people are stupid*"