38530
Joke of the Day
"Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians? No one."
Next Joke
"You'll never believe who I bumped into on my way to the eye doctor! Everybody."
"Two mormons walk into a bar Have a drink, talk to some ladies, do some blow, have sex, then wake up and leave the Mormon religion."
"What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..? You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast"
"What if ""baby daddy"" meant a father who was actually a very small baby? A little baby dad. Baby Dad, coming this fall to ABC Wednesday night"
"Today I found out my roommate was pansexual... Needless to say I was pretty shocked when I woke up and found him in bed with all of our kitchenware."
"Easter used to be called Wester But they decided to take things in a new direction."
"9/11 Jokes aren't funny. The other 2 however, are hilarious!"
"She asked for my name, if I'm alone, had me remove belt/shoes & take out what I have in my pants. Interactions w/TSA agents are underrated."
"Why don't pencils and graph paper get along? Because they're made out of graphite"