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Joke of the Day
"Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians? No one."
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"What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud."
"""IF YOU'RE HAVING KNITTING PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON--"" ""stop rapping, Grandma"" ""--I GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND A STITCH AIN'T ONE"""
"Its pretty annoying how women complain about having 1 baby in their stomach I have like a million in my ballsack and im not complaining."
"A young Jewish boy asks his father if he can borrow twenty dollars.... ..the father replies, ""Ten dollars?! What do you need five dollars for?!?"""
"[my hot coworker Brenda & I at gates of Hell] BRENDA: we finally closed the gate, what should we seal it with? ME: a kiss? B: don't do that"
"A scuba diver brings a wetsuit to a dry cleaner..."
"They say there's safety in numbers. Tell that to six million Jews..."
"My wife has just left me, taking my satellite dish and Bob Marley collection. No woman, no Sky."
"Chuck Norris was born in the log cabin he built himself."