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Joke of the Day
"Why was the sick eagle in prison? Because she was illegal."
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"[i get a phone call] ""Hi we'd like to talk to you about your tweets"" ME: Wow thank you but I don't do interviews ""This is the police"""
"The following is an actual question given on a Yale university chemistry final exam"
"""When no one else will f*ck you, I'm always there."" Life"
"No no, I'm not going to pay for these hot wings, I discovered them and you JUST GOT COLUMBUSED"
"So a blind man walks into a bar. No one warned him."
"A Zen student asked his master, ""Is it OK to use email?"" ""Yes,"" replied the master, ""But no attachments."""
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