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Joke of the Day
"Why did the engineer drive the backwards? He had a loco motive."
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"I washed my antibiotic pills down with a probiotic shake and now I'm back to square one."
"My psychic friend told me that she could tell me what my favourite band is... I said No Doubt"
"Just came up with.. Q: How do pirates like their jigsaws? A: In pieces of eight."
"Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!"
"Thanks, motion sensor restroom sinks, I only wanted to wash my hands for 0.0000251 seconds anyway"
"What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage"
"what do you call a Canadian alien? ehh lmao"
"Relationships are like fat people... Most don't work out!"
"Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died? A: Bill Clinton of course!"