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Joke of the Day
"Why did the engineer drive the backwards? He had a loco motive."
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"What would you call it if Hitler was mad? inFUHRERiated."
"If you're a couple who sit on the same side of the booth, I'mma slide into the empty seat and eat your fries. Stop creeping everyone out."
"When going out invite your friends with extra chromosomes. ....theyll always be down"
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"Three gay deer walk out of a bar: One turns to the others and says ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"""