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Joke of the Day
"My psychic friend told me that she could tell me what my favourite band is... I said No Doubt"
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"The name is Berry Dickenson (shitty oc)... ...As in I wish to bury my dick in your son."
"Why do bulimics make such good food? Cus they have to taste it twice!"
"Happy Let's-Pretend-This-Relationship-Is-Still-Working Day"
"A man attempting to piss in public is apprehended by a police officer... The officer asks him, ""Sir, do you realize this is against the law?"" The man replies, ""No, sir, it's against the wall."""
"The problem with Freud... The problem with Freud is that none of his theories are testicle. Edit: testable*"
"Cat Negotiator: Ok, so we'll shit in a box in your house and you will clean it up Humans: And you will be a loyal friend Cat: hahahaha sure"
"Everyone needs a three hour nap after their breakfast pizza, right?"
"Why should you never fight a dinosaur? You'll get jurasskicked!"
"My girlfriend is like the square root of -100 A perfect 10, but completely imaginary."