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Joke of the Day
"Relationships are like fat people... Most don't work out!"
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"Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? Because they're easier to get at the ballpark."
"My friend has the Koran on DVD... I asked him if he could burn me a copy."
"why do people insist D&D players are squares? I mean, they party all the time!"
"The Hyundai Elantra is Sonata Sonata So not a Sonata"
"Where did the poor Italian man grow up? The spaghetto"
"I used to pee my pants every time i stood in front of my 3rd grade class it cost me my teaching career."
"All the adults who used to tell me ""When you're older you'll understand"" - I appreciate your optimism but have some bad news"
"What's Hitler's favorite video game? Mein Kraft"
"I'm not a beach, but shore. Cheesy and overused, but always makes me laugh."