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Joke of the Day
"Just came up with.. Q: How do pirates like their jigsaws? A: In pieces of eight."
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"I'm scared that the mob is looking for me I've been getting a lot of emails from Don Otreply about bill payments."
"Please don't ruin Breaking Bad for me... I'm only at the part where A texts Aria, Spencer, Hanna and Emily"
"50 mph winds here and I looked out the window and saw a package of Oreos fly by my house. At this rate, I will never have to leave for food."
"My keyboard is such a freak I fingered the shift key 5 times and gave it sticky keys."