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Joke of the Day
"I washed my antibiotic pills down with a probiotic shake and now I'm back to square one."
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"Nerdy joke What did the web server told the browser? My <BODY> is ready. What did the browser answer? Please give me <HEAD> first."
"I just dropped my BlackBerry! This must be similar to how mother's feel when they drop their infants."
"What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground."
"[texting] Her: We need to talk. (9:00 am) Him: About? (9:01 am) Him: What? (9:02 am) Him: WHAT??? (9:03 am) Her: Dinner tonight. (4:42 pm)"
"I've never dumped a girl. I always lay them peacefully in a field to be discovered by school children"
"What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog ? Dingo Starr !"
"What is the name of Apple's revolutionary new product that allows elite pirates to see from their eyepatches. The iEyeCaptain"
"Relationships are like houseplants, if they're mine they die"
"My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to reheat the leftover turkey from last night's NYE dinner. I told her I quit hot food, cold turkey"