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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the short-sighted circumsiser? He got the sack."
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"A man walks into a bar... A man walks into a bar and says: ""Hey bartender! I fucked your mum last night!"" The bartender looks up and replies: ""Fuck off dad, I'm working."""
"Brad Pitt: Doc, did you ever see my movie ""Seven"" with me and Morgurt Freeman? Doctor: I think you mean Morgan Brad: Sorry, Morgurt Morgan"
"What format do Emo's prefer to compress files? .RAR"
"Do you like Dragons? Cause I'm gunna be dragon these balls across your face!"
"I must have a great ass Because after leaving a conversation, I always hear someone mumble ""what an ass."""
"Once I had a dog... Once I had a dog name Marlboro who didn't have any legs. Sometimes I'd take him out and we'd go for a drag"
"What gets harder the more you play with it? A Rubik's cube, you dirty minded individuals!"
"""No, I didn't forget your gift"" *digs in purse ""Got you this hairspr..I need that. Got you this keyring"" *removes keys"
"KFC has a new Hillary meal Its comes with two big thighs, two small breasts, and one left wing."