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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar... A man walks into a bar and says: ""Hey bartender! I fucked your mum last night!"" The bartender looks up and replies: ""Fuck off dad, I'm working."""

"Why's the sink depressed? It's been feeling drained"

"Baby baby... Poopy. (This joke was written by a three year old I know.)"

"Canadian knock-knock joke *Knock knock.* **Who's there?** *Sorry.* **No I'm sorry.** *No I'm sorry.*"

"Confucius say.. Man who farts in church, sits in own pew."

"What's a Sicilian terrorists favorite treat? Italian ISIS'"

"I identify with sleeping... Yeah, I'm a nap-kin."

"How to be part of a joke? One must simply walk into a bar"

"You know what really grinds my gears? I'll see myself out"

"I like my jokes how I like my women Reposted and reused."