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Joke of the Day
"KFC has a new Hillary meal Its comes with two big thighs, two small breasts, and one left wing."
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"I saw a homeless man holding a sign. It said, ""2 will change my life."" Unfortunately, I only had a 5 note in my pocket."
"What do you call a pallbearer from Oklahoma? A Karaoke"
"Virgin mobile employee asked when imma pay the bill and I said ""I'll pay when Lebron's hairline stops receding."" I got sent to collections."
"How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer? The extrovert looks at your feet when talking."
"A hamburger walks into a bar The bartender says we don't serve food here!"
"I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig. Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep."
"I left my house for a five-mile-run this morning. But when I got a block away, I had to turn around and go back because I forgot something. I forgot I can't run five miles."
"Why couldn't the cat walk through the door? it had a javelin through it's head."
"Q: Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11? A: Elephants never forget."