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Joke of the Day

"Brad Pitt: Doc, did you ever see my movie ""Seven"" with me and Morgurt Freeman? Doctor: I think you mean Morgan Brad: Sorry, Morgurt Morgan"

"My coworker is pregnant and they passed a card around and I didn't know what to write so I just put HAVE A GOOD BABY TANYA"

"ah, mercury's going retrograde, that explains why i accidentally squandered my entire youth"

"password that you shouldn't use dick"

"Recent studies have shown that women who have 2 glasses of wine per day are more likely to have a stroke. Women who have a bottle of wine per day might even suck on it"

"Why did the Moon break up with Earth? The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart."

"What do you call houses who have good behavior? Manors."

"Why are there no white chinese people? It's because two Wongs don't make a white."

"- You got so drunk last night, you were dancing on the table in your underwear!! - Me? In my underwear? You must have left early."

"I found Jesus the other day....... and if no one claims him within 30 days, by gosh, I am going to keep him!"