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Joke of the Day
"What format do Emo's prefer to compress files? .RAR"
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"Girl are you a prescription from my doctor 'cause you might be good for me but I can't read you at all."
"My favorite knock knock joke. Knock Knock! Who's there? To. To Who? To *Whom.*"
"I heard Hotel California for the 6th time on the radio during my cross country road trip. You can change the station any time you like, but the song never leaves"
"Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants? Cos Chernobyl fall out"
"How do you spell relief? F-A-R-T"
"Trying to grab something out of my minivan while the automatic door is closing is the most Indiana Jones-y part of my day."
"I Need a Drink"
"What idiot called him Steve Jobs instead of Mac Daddy"
"Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth!"