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Joke of the Day

"What format do Emo's prefer to compress files? .RAR"

"No I didn't want a receipt but now that you've asked me I'm suspicious, so yes, I will have that receipt now please."

"The best part of Pitbull is he yells out ""MR WORLDWIDE!,"" at the beginning of each of his songs, giving you ample time to change the station"

"Hillary, why are your socks so saggy? I'm not wearing socks"

"How do you keep an erection? Don't fuck with it"

"During the day I don't believe in ghosts, But at night I'm a little bit more open minded"

"I grew up poor . The end of the month was difficult money wise especially the 30 last days."

"Doctor Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing. I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!"

"Did you hear about the guy who infected himself with the Zika virus? He wanted a little head."

"Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally? Her operations were not unprecedented."