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Joke of the Day
"Do you like Dragons? Cause I'm gunna be dragon these balls across your face!"
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"What do you call a caveman who likes to walk slowly all the time. A Meanderthal"
"Me: It's been 3 years, but I'm finally making progress on my book. Friend: You're writing a book? Me: No. I meant the book I'm reading."
"""And what will you do if you're crowned Miss Universe?"" ""I will have a special prosecutor put the first runner up in jail."""
"Q: How does an elephant climb a tree? A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up."
"What do yu get when you cross a Jew? Christianity."
"When a cop eats bacon is it considered cannibalism?"
"I argued constantly with my boss, so in the end I got the sack And buried him in it."
"Apparently, saying ""make it a double"" followed by an awkward wink doesn't work at the pharmacy."
"2 old nearly deaf guys sitting on a park bench say to one another Boy, sure is windy out. No its not. It's thursday. Yeah me too. Lets go get a beer."