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Joke of the Day
"What?s orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot"
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"please stop asking me to change my password, i'm getting tired of renaming my cat all the time"
"Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills."
"Me: ""I have octopus like reflexes."" Person: ""Don't you mean cat like reflexes?"" Me: *squirting him with ink* ""Nope."""
"Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fell out of a window"
"It's incredible how many movies and tv-shows use Sandstorm by Darude in their soundtracks. YouTube commenters have been surprisingly helpful sourcing this information."
" What's the difference between me and my new couch? The couch pulls out..."
"Whoa bltch you dont look like a 100 likes in person."
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"Just phished Forest Gump's Facebook password, it's: 1Forest1"